WHAT THE FUCK?

Yes, what the fuck indeed my friends, what the fuck indeed. No, nothing really that drastic, I just changed the layout of my website/blog. ISN'T IT FUN!? Don't start bitching if you see any mistakes and mishaps in the coding or design of the site, as I will say now, that it's still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
What do you think?

I'm Unemployed Again

I quit my job because the hours sucked, talking to Americans sucked, and the pay sucked. So I'm back on the track to looking for work. Hopefully I'll land the midnight shift at the new gas station that just opened up, then I can get back to the important things in life, like smoking weed and getting drunk at work again.

What's everyone up to?

BTW, if you're going to comment on this post, give me an idea of how often you check to see if I update this place, if a lot of people happen to be stopping by a lot and being disappointed because there's no updates, then I might consider updating it more often.

I'mDrunk

Yeah, I'm drunk, in case you missed the title of the post. The only reason I'm posting about it is because I drank a bottle of wine and I'm so pleased with my new job. Things are actually going quite well, of the 20 or so new recruits at the company I'm probably the best of the bunch. It's a little embarrasing and a bit hard to fit in when the supervisors keep coming by and telling you how well you're doing.

It's a great place to work though, the nice thing about it is the casual dress code. You can wear whatever you feel like. Perhaps on Sunday I'll wear my 'Canadian Pot Smoking Team' shirt. Or maybe I'll not wear pants, I've always wanted to not wear pants in public. I just need to get a pair of boxers that don't have an open fly.

New Jorb

It's been awhile, but I seem to have found one of those jobs that people are always talking aboot. Nothing glamourous or even fun, it's just sitting at a computer and conducting telephone surveys, of course I work through the dinner hour... what the hell did you think?

In other news, I miss my friends in Calgary, and no one online wants to talk to me, I feel so shunned and used.